tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74012652024-03-14T13:48:57.124-05:00cuppa ChaiThe random thought processes and semi-lucid meanderings of a middle-aged neo-feminist poet in search of much more caffeine....Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.comBlogger251125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-80243245101682170872020-11-03T19:01:00.004-05:002020-11-03T19:14:28.954-05:00What Crap I am Reading and Why I need to Write my own Books<p><span style="font-family: times;">It is November and that means <a href="https://nanowrimo.org/" target="_blank">NaNoWriMo</a>! I have done this before, but never really stuck to it. This time I am working on a fantasy novel: young woman leaves a war torn land to go off in search of the man who is her father. Meets a dragon. Mayhem follows. (<a href="https://echoes-from-the-dark.blogspot.com/2020/09/chapter-1-lost-maiden.html" target="_blank">Bits will show up here</a>.) </span></p><p><span style="font-family: times;">Why do I want to write? I have these stories rolling around in my head. If I don't put them down on paper somewhere, they just keep me up at night. Also, I have read some crap books lately and I know I can do better. </span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times;">*<span> *<span> *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: times;"><span id="freeTextreview3230161362" style="background-color: white; color: #181818;"><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: times;"><span id="freeTextreview3230161362" style="color: #181818;">So </span></span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: times;">just yesterday I started and finished a book by Laurell K. Hamilton; </span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: times;">her latest, </span><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/50627130-sucker-punch" style="background-color: transparent; font-style: italic;" target="_blank">Sucker Punch</a><i style="background-color: transparent;">, </i><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: times;">is a bit of departure from her usual</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: times;"> vampire f**k-fests.</span><span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: times;"> </span>After the last few disasters I swore I would never read another Anita Blake novel, then the library went and offered this with no wait time and I thought: what the hell. </span></span><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818; font-family: times;">The problem I have had with most recent Blake novels was the sheer volume of excessive and gratuitous sex, coupled with limited plots. While there were no real sex scenes in this one Just fondling and inappropriate PDA), there was a plot. At first it looked like a pretty good mystery, too. But it got buried under repetitious whingeing and way too much discussion of everyone's sexual wants and needs. It is like Hamilton went through sex and relationship therapy herself and wanted to talk it all out in this book.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: times;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818;"><br />The Olaf/Otto character is just plain stupid. <i>"Hi, I'm a psychopath who usually tortures women before sex, but for you, Anita, I will be a good boy. Let's give each other pet names." </i>Laurell, honey, you can't spend all your time making him out to be a horror show creep in the other books to suddenly make him dating material in this one!<br /><br />Then there are the cops who are overtly stereotyped. Fat dumb belligerent sheriff, </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818;">crooked</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818;"> </span><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818;">pretty boy murderous deputy, horny lesbian female cop. They get in their own way more than not. There was a start to a decent mystery here, but even in bum-f**k rural Michigan I can't buy it that the cops are this blind and stupid.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: times;"><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818;">I think the Anita character description is pure personal wish fulfillment on the part of the author. But it doesn't hold up. If she is still 30 something and so sexy, so very beautiful, and so very very well trained, why does she have to keep reminding the audience how awesome she is? About 40% of this novel is Anita's angst juxtaposed with her smarmy over confidence. And about one quarter of the way through the book I was already bored with the constant explanations and descriptions of the who's-who of Anita's polyamory chain. This book spent more time telling us about Anita's "awesomeness" than actually demonstrating any of it. She doesn't solve the mystery even with multiple suspects right under her nose. Then she ends up killing the guy who was framed for the murder! And now she's lining up to have sex with the constantly returning serial killer!<br /><br />But you know what bothered me the most? Anita can raise the dead! Why did she not just raise the body in the morgue and ask him who sliced him up???<br /><br />I don't know that I would have read this one if my library hadn't shoved it in my face. I know I won't look for any more of them. Sad. I used to look forward to Hamilton's work.</span><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818;"> </span></span></p>Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-14974460909863598052020-10-14T16:32:00.002-05:002020-10-14T16:33:44.747-05:00Today was Yoga day<p>I got one item on my To-Dos started today! </p><p>I took a Virtual Yoga class with Magically Mae (Jennie Mae Casillas) of <a href="https://square.site/book/0MY9PQ35NMGRK/mae-u-be-wellness-phx-az" target="_blank">Mae U Be Wellness</a> in Phoenix Arizona. This was a class offered through a program I signed up for: <a href="http://blue-russ.squarespace.com/womxnonpurpose" target="_blank">Womxn on Purpose</a>!</p><p>Things I noticed: I am far stiffer than I was the last time I did yoga. My belly gets in the way of my forward bends! And I also noticed that I loved it. Breathing exercises, stretches, twists, meditation. </p><p>I especially loved the breath meditation during <a href="https://www.yogajournal.com/poses/corpse-pose" target="_blank">savasana</a>, which made me think of all the things I want to breathe out of my life (jealousy, pain, worry, fear) and all the things I want to breathe in to my life (creativity, beauty, love). I need to do this more! Maybe Wednesday will be Yoga day from now on. </p><p>Magically Mae is awesome. She meets with you in Zoom. has two cameras on her at all times so you can see both front and side, and gives wonderful feedback about what and how you should be feeling! While you would have to be in the <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/653548928617734/" target="_blank">WoP</a> group to take this particular 90 minute session, she also offers group and individual classes by the month. </p><p>Here is a taste of <a href="https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=702436287198254" target="_blank">Magically Mae in video</a> from the Spirit of Yoga page in Facebook!</p><p><br /></p>Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-85517791439264857532020-10-13T15:07:00.003-05:002020-11-03T19:19:29.939-05:00My Task List and why I haven't written more, but need to!<p> It has been four years since I posted here. In that time I:</p><p></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>traveled to France, twice, </li><li>almost finished a master's degree in history (my fifth degree and my third master's degree) </li><li>had my number of grandkids increase to 7 (three in Ohio, two in Arizona, and two in Australia!)</li><li>written twelve academic papers</li><li>written fewer poems (only 10), but started one novel (fantasy)</li><li>did a lot of gardening</li><li>put on weight</li><li>acquired some wrinkles</li><li>retired from teaching</li><li>dyed my hair red</li><li>and lived (so far) through a pandemic.</li></ul><div>My summer has consisted of sitting on my porch reading, enjoying my gardens, and drinking coffee (in the morning) or wine (afternoon to evening). I think it is now time for me to get back to more creative writing. I have one Tumblr, three Twitter feeds, and two Facebook accounts; all of which have seen more writing from me than my academic or creative work. I have seven blogs: one personal, two professional, three themed: none of which has received much attention of late. </div><div><br /></div><div>Ironic that with all the at home time from the pandemic I have not done very much this year, besides gardening and reading books. Year to date I have read 146 books. Everything from ancient Greek literature to Regency murder mysteries to vampire romances. I can lose myself for hours in a good book. </div><div><br /></div><div>So here is my challenge to myself and my to do list for fall and winter: </div><div><ol style="text-align: left;"><li>Get rid of all the old paperwork: from classes, old handouts, exams, and household account stuff over 3 years old. Consolidate and eliminate some filing cabinets!</li><li>Clean out the closets. If I haven't worn it in the last 3 years, it needs to go. </li><li>Clean out the kitchen cupboards. Why do I need 3 full sets of dinnerware and 2 full sets of silverware? </li><li>Start either selling books on Amazon, or give them to good homes. I am doing most if not all my reading on my Kindle. The only books I need in print are my reference or favorite ones. </li><li>Turn the 3rd floor library into a functional office. </li><li>Get the basement shower room fixed and functional again. </li><li>Get a plasterer in to fix the walls in the kitchen, upstairs bathroom, and staircase. (Oh, the joys of having a 100+ year old house!)</li><li>Exercise more: Take a yoga class, walk 15 minutes per day!</li></ol><div>I think that is it. Stay tuned for results.</div></div><p></p>Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-59979590204590522022016-12-23T10:51:00.003-05:002016-12-23T16:14:15.207-05:00Pre-Christmas Crazy Yesterday was a DAY.<br />
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Ran around and did errands. That whole you-waited-until-the-last-minute-to-shop thing that I do every year (even when I tell myself I won't). Someday I need to write a post about my procrastination habits. Like how today is December 23rd and I am just now addressing my Holiday Cards. <br />
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Then I went off to the <a href="http://www.redcrossblood.org/">Red Cross</a> to <a href="http://www.redcrossblood.org/platelets">donate platelets</a>. Now, I donate
blood all the time, but have never done the platelet thing before. How
hard could it be? Sit in a comfy chair for two hours and don't move your
arms. Blood out one arm into machine to be separated and red blood put back
into other arm--easy, right? Apparently I do not sit still well. I
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early to bed. Today, however, I still feel like I've been beaten with a rubber
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<br /><b>GD:</b> It's a wonderful moment for me coming across your profile on here and i feel honored connected to you here while searching for my colleagues and believe me I've been caught up by your perfect smile and beauty and can't leave without sending my compliments across, believe me you look so beautiful and gorgeous and I would love to get to know more about you...What exactly keeps you this happy and beautiful? I do hope you would have a great and wonderful day as I do hope to hear from you soon. <div>
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<b>GD: </b>Hello dear,
Thanks so much for your responses regarding towards my message i really appreciate, i deeply apologize for writing this on your professional page as this is not a dating site. Well I think it was a great privilege to have met with such a wonderful woman like you,i have not come here to search for a woman but your smile and beauty has made me thought so many things.Am a single father, I've been caught up by your perfect smile and beauty,I just couldn't help but notice your charming, beauty and you look so gorgeous and amazingly sweet.with your beauty you have my complete and undivided attention,i like you JANA,and am so glad and proud to meet you,you are the kind of woman i want to spend the rest of my life with.if only you will give me your time and attentions,to get to know me more.you sounds so interesting and i will like to continue this conversation with you and see how it goes,pls feel free and ask me anything you need to know about me. </div>
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After a bit of close scrutiny I see that your degree comes from an Iranian university. You are "self-employed" (which is often code for either retired and consulting, or unemployed). A brief search tells me there is a G-- D-- in Houston who works in the petroleum industry, but he is 65+, married, and has a law degree as his first degree. If your picture is even close to accurate you are much younger than that. </div>
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Let's pray it lasts more than one season!<br />
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Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-52094445902491346822015-01-03T13:01:00.000-05:002015-01-07T12:02:50.664-05:00Hello 2015!Here we are facing another year! As years go, 2014 kinda sucked. Too much chaos in my work situation. Too many complications in relationships. Too much left undone. But now in thinking about 2015, I think it can only go up from here. Amazing how each new year brings with it the idea of a clean slate and a chance to start fresh.<br />
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I always say I am not going to make resolutions and then each year I feel guilty for that. Not this year. This year I am making resolutions... but I refuse right now, up front, to feel any guilt if people or events or things don't turn out as I hope they will! I will take this year one day at a time. This year I will be me... just me. Take me or leave me, I don't need to live up to anyone else's expectations, just my own.<br />
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So here they are, My Resolutions, fifteen of them for the year--not in any particular order:<br />
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<li>I will write one poem per week. More if I am so inspired. And I will send them out to be published weekly, too. </li>
<li>I will finish the second manuscript. </li>
<li>I will lose 20 pounds. Seriously! I will visit the <a href="http://www.uakron.edu/srws/">gym</a> more! </li>
<li>I will <a href="http://blue-russ.healthcoach.integrativenutrition.com/events/2015/01/bts-cleanse-1-0">Detox</a> on occasion and <a href="http://blue-russ.healthcoach.integrativenutrition.com/">eat healthier</a> and <a href="http://amihungry.com/what-is-mindful-eating/">mindfully</a>. </li>
<li>I will clean my house better. At least one room per week; a very thorough cleaning.</li>
<li>I will paint two (maybe three) bedrooms upstairs and finish the copper work in the kitchen. </li>
<li>I will get rid of clutter <a href="https://www.etsy.com/shop/InQuietCorners?ref=hdr_shop_menu">by selling off</a> or giving away collectables and books I don't need. </li>
<li><a href="https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/160009?shelf=read">I will read</a> at least <a href="https://www.goodreads.com/blog/show/483-want-to-read-more-this-year-join-the-2015-reading-challenge">200 books</a>. </li>
<li>I will spend (at least) one evening a week with my partner, having some quality time. </li>
<li>I will do one cultural thing a month (museum, concert, galley opening).</li>
<li>I will do (or try to limit myself to) one alternate fun event a month (<a href="http://www.midrealm.org/gwyntarian/">SCA</a>, Steampunk, cosplay). </li>
<li>I will finally get back to writing on the novel.</li>
<li>I will finish my freelance assignments <i>before</i> deadline! </li>
<li>I will blog more this year!</li>
<li>Last but hardly least, I will not worry about things I cannot control....</li>
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As I have been writing this, my 5 year old granddaughter has been dancing around the room singing the "Let it Go" song from <i><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2294629/">Frozen</a></i>, and I think this just might be my theme song for the coming year...<br />
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This will be a good year. I won't have it any other way! You have a good year, too! Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-30964321948155526402014-04-29T17:34:00.001-05:002020-11-03T18:18:32.318-05:00A Bit of Fit? <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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So now I am the proud owner of a <a href="http://www.fitbit.com/">Fitbit</a>. You know how it works. You want to get more fit / lose weight / get out
more, you buy the newest toy that will push you in the right
direction, right? But like any hurried relationship it will probably not last. . . . Already it is nagging me to get off my ass and go walk around the block. Only 3000 steps so far today. Dammit. Time to run around the building at least twice?<br />
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As you get older fitness becomes more and more of an issue. I don't <a href="http://us.bellydanceclasses.net/ohio/akron/">dance</a> or do <a href="http://www.amakungfu.com/">martial arts</a> like I used to, Steve still fences and does <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azKYIt8P2aM">sword work</a> once or twice a week, but we also like eating well and lounging about watching the telly in the evening.<br />
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Several years ago the fitness bug bit and we were all about the
stationery bike that Steve borrowed from his mom. We rode it in the
living room while watching TV. (We would not allow ourselves to spend
hours channel surfing unless one of us was pedaling like crazy, too.)
It's a shame we never <a href="http://www.bicycling.com/news/advocacy/high-voltage-workouts">figured out how to run the TV off all that pedal power</a> like Charleton Heston did in <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/">Soylent Green</a>. But that old bike wasn't very comfortable anyway, so eventually we <a href="http://www.active.com/fitness/articles/battle-of-the-exercise-bikes">traded it in for a recumbent bike</a>. Steve still rode it, and it was better for his knees, but it gave me a backache and it was huge a pain to change the setting from one for a 6' 2" man to one for a 5' 3" me.<br />
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Then couple years ago we broke down and bought memberships to the <a href="http://www.uakron.edu/srws/">Rec Center</a> at the University where I work. Great pool. Indoor track on which to walk. Tons of equipment to play with. Steve liked riding on their bikes (which also have television screens). I took the occasional Yoga Class and did lots of stretching. Until our evening schedules went wildly out-of-sync. It's no fun going to the gym without your gym buddy.<br />
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Last summer we both got into bicycling. Spend money on some new, <a href="http://eddys.com/">very good bikes</a>. We rode the <a href="http://www.ohioeriecanal.org/trail.html">Towpath Trail</a>
that goes by only a few blocks from the house.
Winter of 2013-14 put a crimp in everything. No more riding outdoors.
Horrible cold days that make you just want to stay in bed. Heat system
went out in the Rec Center and it was closed for several weeks. I put on
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My <a href="http://blue-russ.healthcoach.integrativenutrition.com/">health coach</a> also happens to be my wonderful daughter-in-law, Blue. I've been <a href="http://blue-russ.healthcoach.integrativenutrition.com/events-blue-russ">doing online cleanse events</a> with her for the past two years. I've lost weight, felt good, and always come away with a renewed commitment to staying fit. But somehow this spring, between a killer teaching load and a lot of family emotional or health issues, I find myself nibbling and into the junk food more than ever.<br />
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So I bought the Fitbit. Now I know there is no magic bullet to staying healthy. And I also know this fitness stuff gets harder the older we get. My left knee hates me ever since I broke it about 5 years ago. My urge each day when I get home is to curl up with a good book, play mindless Facebook games, or watch <a href="http://abc.go.com/shows/castle">Castle</a> reruns on TV. So Fitbit, you have your work cut out for you. While you are still the new shiny toy go ahead and nag me. And if any of you out there have a Fitbit, too, <a href="https://www.fitbit.com/user/2GDHPW">do friend me!</a> I need all the encouragement I can get. <br />
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I wonder if the Fitbit will count my pedaling as steps when I can get out and ride again?<br />
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<br />Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-43543320568613198802014-01-21T08:52:00.001-05:002016-12-23T16:32:40.442-05:00How to win a war?<a href="http://www.pennsicwar.org/">Pennsic</a> is a test of arms between the <a href="http://www.eastkingdom.org/">East Kingdom</a> and the <a href="http://www.midrealm.org/">Middle Kingdom</a>. As such there has to be some "keeping score" to determine who bests whom, right? Traditionally this has been through "war points." 37 war points to be exact. Traditionally SCA combat has been fought on an honor system. If you get hit hard enough you "die." If enough of your guys "kill" enough of their guys, you get the war point for that battle.
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Over the 23 years I have been coming to war I have heard all sides complain about their opponents not taking blows, not dying even when a shot is "good." And when your opponent doesn't die there is a natural tendency to hit him and all his comrades harder. This, of course, makes everyone angry, and angry fighters hurt others and get hurt themselves.
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A great deal of this is based in a desire to "win," but this year the king of the East has taken that factor out of the game. He ceded the War to the Middle at the opening ceremonies. Now some are saying that he did this in a fit of pique that the East had fewer fighters and allies than the Middle, and some are saying he did this in hopes that if the "win" isn't a factor everyone will play nicer. Some are saying that the East fighters are so angry about this that they will fight harder, and some others are saying that many East fighters will not bother to even take the field since there is nothing to fight for.
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The first battles go off in about an hour. So we'll have to wait and see. As for me I think nothing much will change. Honorable fighters will still fight with honor for the joy of the test of arms. Assholes will still be assholes. The question each fighter has to ask him or herself is: which am I going to be?
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Honor, courtesy, and chivalry are still hallmarks of <a href="http://www.sca.org/">living the dream</a>.
Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-35825668834254083972014-01-21T08:52:00.000-05:002016-12-23T16:30:26.138-05:00Off to Pennsic . . . almost . . .At 6 am I can tell already that the day here is going to be hot but beautiful. There is something about early mornings, though, before the heat. The sun and sky move slowly from grey to bright. The air is cool enough to make hot coffee a treat as much for the warmth of the cup as for the caffeine. I haven't finished my packing, however, and I find myself lollygagging.<br />
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No ordinary vacation, I am off to live in a ger (or yurt) among <a href="http://www.moritu.net/">Mongols</a> in the 12th century on the Steppes of Western Pennsylvania. Yes, it is once more time for <a href="http://www.pennsicwar.org/">The Pennsic War</a>.<br />
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So my packing for Pennsic is still not done. Somewhat because I didn't get out of the office until late yesterday. Somewhat because I was still at the computer at home at 11 pm redoing some of the text in the reports that the boss needed today. And somewhat because I am at a point where Steve needs to do his bit before I can do more. I wonder sometimes if all this stuff is really worth it. Mind you, the yurt is stacked and ready to be loaded on the trailer. My trunks (way more clothing than I will need) are ready. It is the kitchen box and the coolers I need to pack. And Steve hasn't yet begun to pack his trunks. I am letting him sleep in this morning a bit longer while I putz on the computer. Neither of us seems highly motivated about Pennsic this year.<br />
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I suspect it will be late afternoon before we get on the road. Fortunately Pennsic is just across the border.<br />
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Sorry, Frog! I had hoped to make your planning meeting for next year, but it just ain't happening!Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-19174353881488999762014-01-21T08:51:00.002-05:002016-12-23T16:21:40.370-05:00Pennsic LivingSomeone I love said to me that his camping days are over, implying that this is roughing it. Pennsic is a different animal. This isn't ordinary camping. I have a yurt with oriental rugs and a queen sized bed piled with furs and pillows. Enough candles to light Versailles. A kitchen set-up as good as home.<br />
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In fact, the best thing about Pennsic is that I get to cook. I actually have time to cook. Last night's dinner was grilled teriyaki marinated pork loin, garlic butter rice, tossed salad with fresh tomatoes, olive oil and balsamic vinegar dressing.<br />
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Breakfast today was chocolate filled croissants, fresh strawberries, and Gevalia Stockholm Roast coffee. This is decadent-living-style camping.<br />
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Tonight, steaks on the campfire, fingerling potatoes with fresh rosemary, corn on the cob, baby watermelon for dessert.<br />
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And then there is the food court here. You can get anything from Middle Eastern delicacies to ice cream, from Medieval stews in bread bowls to killer burgers. Yesterday I found one of the beverage places can do iced mocha smoothies.<br />
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Oh, you could live on hotdogs and Gatorade if you wanted to, but what fun is that compared to Cornish game hens stuffed with pears and raisins, wrapped in bacon and tin foil and baked slowly over a campfire the served with a nice Chablis?<br />
Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-1090368029735305742014-01-21T08:51:00.000-05:002016-12-23T16:16:15.752-05:00So many books, so little timeWell, the summer's half gone and I haven't accomplished one quarter of my goals. The hallway wall paper is finished (thanks, Gillie!) although the staircase still needs doing. The <a href="http://gozips.uakron.edu/~jana/AS">Pennsic A&S stuff</a> is nearly finished--the book of classes went to press, but there are always additional classes left to schedule and the webpages need updating daily with changes as teachers cancel, add more classes, want to switch days/times.
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On the other hand I have been able to do a lot of reading. . . .
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For you murder mystery fans I suggest checking out the Magdalene la Bâtarde series by <a href="http://www.robertagellis.com/">Roberta Gellis</a>. there are three volumes which should be read in order: <a href="http://www.robertagellis.com/bane.html">A Mortal Bane</a>, <a href="http://www.robertagellis.com/devil.html">A Personal Devil</a>, and <a href="http://www.robertagellis.com/bone.html">Bone of Contention</a>. Magdalene is the whoremistress of the Old Priory Guesthouse in Southwark--which is what first caught my attention when I read the publisher's blurb.
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I once took a remarkable walking tour of the high points of Shakespearean London (including a death-defying stroll along a not-really-public-access walkway on the Blackfriars bridge underpass) with <a href="http://www.engl.niu.edu/people/williams.html">William P. Williams</a>; and when we reached Southwark, William told us the story of the Bishop's Geese.
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It seems that the Bishops of Winchester have always lived in Southwark (pronounced <i>sooth-ark</i>) in close proximity to the Cathedral there. And because of the laws against theaters in London, the theaters (<a href="http://www.shakespeares-globe.org/navigation/frameset.htm">the Globe</a>, <a href="http://www.rosetheatre.org.uk/">the Rose</a>, <a href="http://search.eb.com/shakespeare/micro/729/41.html">the Curtain</a>) were built outside of the city walls--many in Southwark. Well, theaters tend to attract crowds, and crowds tend to attract sellers of all sorts of merchandise. One of the most popular things a theatergoer in Medieval times might be able to pick up in Southwark was a "lady of the evening." And since it made sense for such ladies to have "rooms" nearby, and since Medieval bishops tended to be wealthy and own properties, the bishops of Southwark became the landlords of many medieval to early modern brothels (note that I said landlords, not pimps, though I must point out that the distinction is rather unclear historically). The upshot of the story is that the prostitutes of Southwark were many and often under the protection of the bishops, but you don't say things like that out loud--so the euphemism for prositutes soon became "the Bishop's Geese."
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Now you see why a murder mystery set in the 12th century where the mysteries are soved by a very uncommon lady who runs a very uncommon guest house under the protection of the bishop of Winchester sounds interesting to me?
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Am I going to review this book; give you the 50 cent synopsis? Nah. You'll have to read it for yourself. I'll just say that if you liked <a href="http://www.bastulli.com/PetersEllis/EP_cadfael.htm">Brother Cadfael</a> or <a href="http://www.sisterfidelma.com/">Sister Fidelma</a> or <a href="http://20th-century-history-books.com/search_Margaret_Frazer/searchBy_Author.html">Dame Frevisse</a>, you'll love Magdalene la Bâtarde! Gellis has done her research on the period, and yet manages to push the feminist envelope with her treatment of the gender issues all the while telling a darn good story with characters you can care about. I picked up the first book on Saturday, went back for the next two on Sunday--simply devoured them and can't wait for the next one in the series.
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<br />Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-20285887144593487562014-01-21T08:50:00.000-05:002016-12-23T16:32:54.129-05:00Packing for Pennsic<div class="mobile-photo">
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Steve putting the final touches to the trailer. Take off time to Pennsic is now 6 pm. I think we set a new record for leisurely packing...12 hours!<br />
<br />Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-23555383276311290162014-01-21T08:49:00.003-05:002016-12-23T16:30:34.633-05:00Erin of Darkyard<div class="mobile-photo">
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So this morning I went to help at Waterbearer's Point. Despite the controversy over liabilities, there is still a need for water on the battlefield. Put several hundred guys in metal armor in the hot sun on a battlefield for hours on end and you, too, can see the need. <br />
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Over the years the service has evolved. There is a system for sanitizing the water jugs. The water is filtered and the jugs filled. And then volunteers transport filled water jugs to the field. <br />
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This morning I met a young lady named Erin over the tedious chore of filling water bottles. Pleasant surprise! She is from my own area. She is also an incredibly hard worker who deserves much praise for her contributions to Pennsic services! The picture here is of Erin standing in front of a few of the jugs she filled.Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-64796725786313853472014-01-21T08:49:00.000-05:002016-12-23T16:32:20.514-05:00Guest Post: by Baroness Brise (aka: my friend Kendra) at PennsicPale orange morning arrives on a golden drop of dew, the whir of golf carts going by. Last night's festivities on the battlefield have long since made way for hangovers. Bleary eyed travelers are still arriving as they have been through the night--minivans, pick-ups, school buses packed to the point of madness.<br />
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Shortly, what was once a big field will be a small medieval town with majestic gates, pavilions, yurts and towering camp walls of fabric, wood and extruded plastic (which doesn't have a poetic sound to it but it's a church with stained glass, a rhythm all its own). Soon there will be Lords and Ladies dressed in garb, nicer than their Sunday's best. Kings and Queens processing about, shimmering in the sun--crowns almost too bright. Knights making believe they are something a little better, a little more refined than they actually are--for no other reason than it sometimes feels good to be that guy just for a little while. Night will eventually nestle itself on a bed of wood smoke, lulled in by the beat of drums. Few fires are without dancers, barefoot in the dust. Painted faces, feet and fingers move like liquid. One by one the campfires will go out as Pennsic falls asleep in tents nicer than some homes--rugs, pillows four poster beds with tapestries all around.<br />
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Tomorrow the sun will rise again and we will do the same as we have all done for decades. Each a little better than before. I love this Pennsic town.<br />
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For now there are things to do. Territory to negotiate. Lines to draw in the dirt--the same lines we negotiate and draw every year with the same neighbors.<br />
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It's not all drunken assholes. It's not all risk and liability. There is beauty here you will never find anywhere else.<br />
Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-2752889331713770182014-01-21T08:46:00.002-05:002016-12-23T16:30:07.076-05:00If it is Tuesday this must be AEthelmearcToday has been rainy off and on. No thunderstorms (as were predicted), but hot and damp. I worked at Water Point all morning. So damp and even damper. <br />
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The bitching this war is all about the book. No day by day schedule. I told Frog, next years Pennsic Mayor, I'd do Cultural Affairs next war, and I promise a day by day hour by hour schedule. For PW 39 I am back to running Info Services. So any of you reading this... If you want a job... Email me! <br />
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Tonight is AEthelmearc court. Daedez, our much beloved Khan, will be getting her laurel for Mongolian research. Party afterwards. I have about 10 dozen Chinese dumplings in my cooler to fry for the party. And 4 dozen stuffed grape leaves as well. The Ansteorran brothers are doing the "big hunk of meat" on a grill thing. Much wine. Emma's made the infamous cheeseball. Good times will be had by all.<br />
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Stay tuned for pictures! <br />
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<br />Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-3266764118804572402014-01-21T08:46:00.000-05:002016-12-23T16:30:46.527-05:00Last Friday at PennsicLast night was the typical "party at the gate." Pug had a keg of beer he wanted to empty, and what was left of the cyzer. We fed beer to passers by on the road, saved the cyzer for ourselves. Then there was the remainder of the Kahlua, the Baileys, some cherry liquor that Devon had which could easily remove paint, some St. Germaine that Irene brought. And a bottle of chai liquor that Corun gave me. (That of course engendered many jokes about "having a taste of Chai" which of course led to choices: a kiss from Chai or a pull on the bottle of chai?) The thing that is so hard to explain to non-scadians is the easy familiarity among SCAdians. The flirting, the hand-kissing, the hugging, the courtly-love behavior, the puppy piles. <br />
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There is a level of intimacy among SCAdians that doesn't even happen among some mundane families. We sit around campfires or gates and rub each other's backs or feet or hands, we snuggle and cuddle and enjoy the warmth of human contact with people we see only once or twice a year. We hold each other's hands through crises, confide intimate details of our lives, trust each other with steel, with our our wallets, with our children. <br />
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It is hard to put into words what these people on this hill mean to me. How much I love each and everyone of them. We call each other "brother" and we mean it in all senses of the word: family, comrade in arms, child of the same parent, of the Society and the Dream. <br />
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We come from Texas, Wisconsin, Illinois, Missouri, Maryland, New York, North Carolina, Louisiana, Kentucky, Ohio. And if you added all the real time hours or days I have spent with some of these people--somewhere between 2 and 4 weeks a year for somewhere between 2 and 20+ years--it comes to mere days and weeks. But I tell you, I know them all. Some of them I have known for lifetimes and will know for lifetimes to come. We are family, not by blood, but by choice. Even those who have left the household are still with us. Corun no longer rides this path, but he still is my anda, my bredu. Lance rides in Northsheild these days, but we still count him among our own and when he was Pelicaned this week we gave (okay, inflicted upon!) him the family medallion with its chainmail burden. <br />
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Through the years we have lost brothers. Some have returned--Bojei, Teg. Some we have been lucky enough to reconnect with fortuitously--Kashra most recently! Others will never return in this lifetime, but live still in our hearts. Christopher. Moriseqti. Chinua. Kit. Dwarf. Ulrich.<br />
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This afternoon after Kuraltai we strike the Mongol set. The Tugh comes down first, then the wall and the gate. Tonight we will burn a Viking longship for Ulrich. And there will be more partying, Moritu and Pennsic staff as well. More drinking, toasting laughing, hugging, loving, and some crying, too. <br />
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And then we go separate ways. This afternoon Bagshi leaves. After dinner so will Bryn. Tomorrow morning the Ansteorrans pull out. And Silver and I packup and head home then, too. By Sunday evening the rest will be gone. Monday there will be nothing but grass left on the hill. Like Brigadoon this will all fade into the mist, gone again until next August.<br />
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But Moritu continues. This is roleplay, yes, but it is more than just that. It is a lifestyle, a commitment, a family as well. <br />
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I love you all, Andanar.<br />
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<br />Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-1088143178848913422014-01-21T08:34:00.001-05:002016-12-23T16:17:06.787-05:00in the wee hoursLong day today. Here it is nearly 2 am and I am still sitting here waiting for a class confirmation email before I shut down for the night and get some sleep. Been scheduling classes for Pennsic all day (807 now and counting) and I think my brain is simply overloaded. Cass and Zsof and Elizabeth were all here today to help work on and proofread the Pennsic book. . . and we get to start again at 9am tomorrow. I seem to be double booking my hours now as well as my days. So much to do--so little time. . . Haven't seen Silver half enough! Lisa and Michelle stopped by after dinner when I just couldn't get up the energy to work on the book any more--and we sat on the porch drinking wine coolers and listening to the rain. I need more of that in my life. But then don't we all.Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-84124237286133836272014-01-21T07:34:00.001-05:002014-01-21T08:25:34.581-05:00Are We Still Sitting on the Backs of Our Sisters?<span data-reactid=".r[23].[1][3][1]{comment10202942280015641_7827691}[0].[0].{right}.[0].{left}.[0].[0].[0][3].[0].{fragment0}[0]{0}[0]" style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">Yesterday, on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, the Internet became suddenly incensed over a photograph of a Russian fashion model gracefully sitting in a chair that seems to be made of the naked body of a black woman tied in a bondage pose. <span id="goog_1520928360"></span><span id="goog_1520928361"></span></span><br />
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<a href="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/21/article-2543069-1AD6C50E00000578-877_634x857.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><img alt="Outrage: Buro 247 used the horrendously offensive image, pictured, of Dasha Zhukova Monday to illustrate an unrelated interview about the former model's new magazine, Garage" border="0" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/01/21/article-2543069-1AD6C50E00000578-877_634x857.jpg" height="320" width="235" /></span></a><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">I saw Facebook posts. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/20/dasha-zhukova-black-woman-chair-buro-247-editorial_n_4633544.html">Twitter trends</a>. Lots of outrage and people shouting in various forums. Headlines in online news papers like: </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">I wondered: was the photograph meant to be making a political statement about hierarchies of exploitation, people as furniture? Fashion exploiting the naked? Wealth juxtaposed with the bondage of the consumer? A statement on what? R</span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">acism? </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forniphilia" style="line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">Forniphilia</a><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">? Hedonism? (Did no one else notice that the photo on the wall behind her looks like it is of a man in bed between two women?) </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">I remember a coffee table book of photographs I have somewhere with a </span><a href="http://www.olausen.com/galleries/mother/" style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">series of photographs by Judy Olausen called "Mother"</a><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;"> from many years ago where the artist's intent (using her own mother as a model) was to see the way a mother becomes a background object in a sort of nightmare '50s suburban setting--pushing the imagery with an intent to depict the </span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">marginalization of woman as wife and mother</span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;"> by and within societal expectations. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span data-reactid=".r[23].[1][3][1]{comment10202942280015641_7827691}[0].[0].{right}.[0].{left}.[0].[0].[0][3].[0].{end}[0]{0}[0]" style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">I wondered if there was a similar artistic intent here. I mean, really, does anyone chose to sit in a chair that is that ugly? (And I mean visually ugly as much as politically ugly!) What <i>was</i> the intent here? Who is Dasha Zhukova? Is this a chair she personally owns? If so why did she use <i>that</i> chair? Or is it a chair the photographer / interviewer placed her in? Was that purposeful? What is the take home message? </span></span><br />
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<span data-reactid=".r[23].[1][3][1]{comment10202942280015641_7827691}[0].[0].{right}.[0].{left}.[0].[0].[0][3].[0].{end}[0]{0}[0]" style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">So this made me go do some research on the "chair"--I wanted to know if it was intended as an artist's statement (albeit in bad taste) intended to encourage an understanding or at least a closer look at oppression. Apparently it is part of a series by a British artist, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_Jones_(sculptor)">Alan Jones</a>, circa the late 1960s. He made a <a href="http://www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks/jones-chair-t03244/text-catalogue-entry">series of pieces of furniture using naked or nearly naked mannequins</a> (black and white) </span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">in bondage</span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;"> </span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">positions, </span><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">"Strippers as Furniture." In the 1960s Jones' "furniture" outraged feminists, too. We may be able to give him some benefit of the doubt <i>if his intent</i> was to showcase the fact that women are demeaned by the porn industry, but I can't seem to find much of the artistic statement on this--<a href="http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/arts/visualarts/article3885741.ece">just the outrage</a>. </span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">It really is doubly ironic that the picture was posted on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther_King,_Jr._Day">MLK day</a> and that a woman who made her fortune in the fashion industry is relaxing "on the back," so to speak, of a naked woman. I doubt that,in this case, that anyone actually intended the photograph as an artistic statement about the exploitation of women--especially of black women--<a href="http://buro247.ru/culture/expert/intervyu-buro-24-7-dasha-zhukova.html">since Zhaukov was simply posing for an interview about her new fashion/art magazine </a></span><i style="color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;"><a href="http://buro247.ru/culture/expert/intervyu-buro-24-7-dasha-zhukova.html">Garage</a></i><span style="background-color: #fafbfb; color: #4e5665; font-family: inherit; line-height: 14.079999923706055px;">. Yet in someways this photograph and its incarnations--the original and the cropped out chair--now become a part of the record of the process of cultural awareness and change. Just as Jones' chair in the 1960s made us think about women's issues, so the photo of Zhukova reminds us that times change and people forget. Do we blame her for being a part of a generation or that has not faced the struggle for equal rights? Or for being part of a priviledged class that doesn't see the implications to others in the iconography of oppression in <a href="http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052748703421204576329420182131288">the very art she wants to support</a>? For ignorance or for nsensitivity? Maybe the very thing we need to remember is that we are all loaded with our own cultural baggage and that photos like this are the things that allow us to react, to express our anger and our fears and our positions. Maybe that is the take home message. That we need to rejoice that people <i>do</i> react with outrage at such things! And that in reacting to such things, we too need to be sensitive--this is a teachable moment, not a reason for a lynching. </span><br />
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<br />Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-77874674571536986022013-04-02T07:51:00.001-05:002013-04-18T06:01:54.839-05:00The scary thing about eyes...<p dir="ltr">. . . is all the stuff you could not do without them. Even scarier is the thought of losing control of your vision.</p>
<p dir="ltr">A little over a year ago <a href="http://cuppachai.blogspot.com/2011/12/eyes-have-it_24.html">I had to have surgery on the muscles in the inner corners of both my eyes</a> to correct crossed eyes. Last week I had to do it again. Although the first surgery worked and corrected my cross-eyedness, it didn't last. So here I am again. This time the surgery was only on the outside of the right eye--the one with the most issues. Like <a href="http://cuppachai.blogspot.com/2011/12/eyes-have-it_24.html">last time</a>, I had to go into the hospital, have a general anesthesia, only this time the stitches are in the outer corner. Last time <a href="http://novusclinic.com/home">my doctor</a> cut some eye muscles to loosen the direction of my focus. This time he tightened the muscles on the outer edge of my right eye.  This time was even less fun.</p>
<p dir="ltr">I planned this surgery to take place over Spring Break. That way there would be no classes missed--not that my students wouldn't have liked that. It was supposed to happen toward the end of Spring Break, I thought I might be able to take the early part of that week to visit my son in Arizona (something I haven't been able to do in several years), but then my surgery got pushed up to Monday of Spring Break (my son, though disappointed, is fortunately very understanding). However a couple weeks before the surgery I got invaded by "<a href="http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/01/11/flu-cold-diagnosis/1825055/">The Cold</a>" (cue <a href="http://www.spookysoundtrack.com/track/Dr._Who.html">spooky music</a>).</p>
<p dir="ltr">This has been, bar none, the worst flu / cold season ever. In early March I was at a <a href="https://www.awpwriter.org/awp_conference/">conference</a> in Boston where several colleagues and friend got sick. Coughing, blocked sinuses, sore throats, headache, stomach upsets, all the symptoms of cold viruses or flu or maybe food poisoning? No one knew. One friend was out sick for the week after the conference. Then it started floating around the Department. Then I got it.  Mind you the grandkids had the sniffles, too, as did my daughter and her husband, so I could have gotten it there. But by mid-March I had The Cold That Will Not Die. Dutifully I told my surgery scheduler. She said as long as I had no fever we could still do my surgery. Probably did not help that there was family stress, either.</p>
<p dir="ltr">March 18th, the week before my surgery, I went for pretesting. Blood work. Poked and prodded. Measured. Weighed. And I still had the cold. No fever, I tell them, but I have been stumbling through my days and coming home to fall exhausted on the couch. Weekends I have been sleeping all day, sometimes napping again in mid-afternoon. I have horrible wracking coughs, blocked sinuses, killer headaches. My Grandmother always said sleep is  the best medicine,  but this was ridiculous--I was sleeping all the time. Damn cold was kicking my ass. And I was falling behind on everything. As that last week before Spring Break ran its course, I was far behind. I had email stacking up, papers piled on my desk, prep still needing to be done for events I am running, prep for exams I need to give, writing unfinished, committee meetings missed. Family demands I couldn't meet. Stress in the office. The dilemma: cancel the surgery? or go ahead and let them do it with all its attendant stress on top of all the stress I was already feeling?</p>
<p dir="ltr">The thing that made me go for it was the need to see. All that stuff piling up has been piling up because it has been so painful to read. To look at a computer screen. I need to be able to read to do my job. I need these eyes to function correctly.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Morning of surgery was another stress--family fight that I did not need.  Same issues. My friend Lisa took me to the hospital. Steve had used up his last personal day the week before when he got sick with the same cold. He did take off early to come pick me up, though. Then my doctor ran late. And the surgery ran long. I am beginning to think March was a cursed month. In the end the surgery worked, but it is taking longer to heal than last time. I finally needed antibiotics and a corticosteroid to get over the cold--the cough still lingers. The eye has been three weeks healing and, though the doctor says it is doing fine,  I still can't look at a computer screen or read for over an hour without pain, or headaches. This delays grading my student's papers, means writing and work is still falling behind. And I have less than 3 weeks left in the semester. And bright light outside hurts a lot. And I am still sleeping too much.</p>
<p dir="ltr">But my eyes are not crossed . . . most of the time. When tired, they will sometimes still cross. It takes an huge effort of will to uncross them, and sleep to really fix the problem. It does seem to be getting better. Slowly. I'm just crossing my fingers (no pun intended) that this will continue to improve. Because if it doesn't there are no more chances for more surgery. </p>
Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-85799710337631686972012-07-01T22:39:00.000-05:002013-01-16T12:26:25.707-05:00Are You Pinterested?<div style="line-height: 0px; padding-bottom: 2px;">
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.Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7401265.post-89164525268746644092012-06-25T22:44:00.000-05:002013-11-22T11:10:34.830-05:00Fifty Shades of Black and White?I have been hearing about <a href="http://www.eljamesauthor.com/books/fifty-shades-of-grey">E.L. James novel <i>Fifty Shades of Grey</i></a> since it was first released. Some of my female friends have loved it. Some are disgusted by it. There seems to be no middle ground in this debate. It is either the stuff of romantic daydreams or it is creepy misogyny and a lack of feminine common sense.<br />
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Me, I like a good erotic read now and again. My idea of incredible sexual tension is primarily as a complimentary addition to good writing--writing with more than just the sex to carry the story. Take, for instance, the scene between Connie and Mellors in <i><a href="http://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks01/0100181h.html">Lady Chatterley's Lover</a>, </i>when he watches her watching the newly-hatched chicks and the consequent descriptive action with which Lawrence stokes that fire. (No, I am not going to tell you what happens. If you have read it you know, if you haven't you should!) Some of
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There is a fine line (which is perhaps the difference between erotica and pornography) between that slow build of sexual tension through elegant sensual description and the hard (no pun intended) blunt details of a sexual act. Granted, the description of the sex act in all it's gloriousness/perversity (depending on your perspective) is not easy to portray in words. In literature it has to be developed with the character--we have to like the characters, want them to feel pleasure.<br />
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The review that follows (originally posted on <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/">Goodreads</a>) was the most compelling review I found. I am still going to (try to) read the book, but I will take it out from a library now instead of buying it.<br />
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(BTW, I don't know where she found it, but I love Anzu's first image here of "wanted/expecting/got"! Reminds me of some <a href="http://blog.badonlinedates.com/date-stories-jens-blog/2011/02/saturday%E2%80%99s-memoirs-adventures-in-bad-online-dates-%E2%80%94-the-pre-school-teacher-stripper.html">Online Dating</a> experiences.)<br />
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<b><a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/226543542?utm_medium=api&utm_source=reviews_widget" style="font-family: georgia, serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span class="reviewer"><span style="color: blue;">Anz</span>u</span>'s Goodread's review</a><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818; font-family: georgia, serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"> of </span><i style="color: #181818; font-family: georgia, serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Fifty Shades of Grey</i><span style="background-color: white; color: #181818; font-family: georgia, serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"> by E L James </span><img alt="1 of 5 stars false" height="15" src="http://www.goodreads.com/assets/layout/stars/red_star_1_of_5-6b320d124985d74bc1b656c3379cab3c.png" style="border: 0px; color: #181818; font-family: georgia, serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;" title="1 of 5 stars, didn't like it" width="75" /></b><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">I didn’t want to start this book. Many people are praising it, but I’m simply not into erotica, it’s too cheap for me. But here I am in the mind of the innocent waiting to be devoured by the big bad wolf. Sounds pornographic, doesn’t it? That’s because it is…</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><strong>Christian Grey</strong>. A hot dude that melts a woman’s panties off with just one look. The perfect sex toy set out to conquer an innocent girl. Grey (the sick f*ck) is considered one of the hottest characters out there but he doesn’t get to me. His dominance is too much for me to handle and his attitude tends to be annoying and slimy. Plus he’s just wrong in the head so there’s no need to add more about this creep.</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><strong>Anastasia</strong> is an immature insecure desperate idiot who wants to become the whore of Babylon. She just wants to listen to her inner goddess (wtf?!) and have creepy monkey sex with Grey. She has no personality nor will whatsoever, she gets excited over the smallest and most idiotic things you can imagine and even though she sees how wrong Grey (the sick f*ck) is, she still goes for it. She’s always mooning over Grey like he’s some kind of god that she’s supposed to worship. He tells her that he doesn’t want a serious relationship just sex and she’s still ok with it. Why? Just because he’s hot? He’s a damn disgusting pervert. He hurt her the first time they made love, she was a virgin for Christ’s sake (<em>and I don’t buy the crap with it being perfect, surely she had vaginal cracks after that</em>), and is treating her like a slave. Even though he’s a successful businessman and he’s rich and famous he still can be a psychopath. Just watch <em>American Psycho</em> and you’ll know what I’m talking about.</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">Now to pick on one of my biggest problems regarding this book: <strong>THE CONTRACT</strong>. WTF may I ask? Signing paperwork in order to have sex with him? Is he a natural hazard or what? I get the whole <em>Hey look at me I’m badass, I have my own company and helicopter gig</em> ‘cause the guy is stinking rich but the contract??? Isn’t anyone getting angry with this?</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><em>“Why would I do that?”<br />“To please me”</em> </span></blockquote>
<span style="color: purple;">Wtf?? All women want to please him? Why? ‘Cause he’s hot? He’s a perverted assh*le that’s what he is. He’s acting like he owns everyone! Aren’t you guys angry?</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><em>“I have rules, and I want you to comply with them. They are for your benefit and for my pleasure. If you follow these rules to my satisfaction, I shall reward you. If you don’t, I shall punish you, and you will learn,”</em> </span></blockquote>
<span style="color: purple;">Learn this! *kicks him in the groin* Creep!</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;"><em>“It’s about gaining your trust and your respect, so you’ll let me exert my will over you.”</em> </span></blockquote>
<span style="color: purple;">Heh *right eye twitches* exert my will *eye twitches again*</span><br />
<span style="color: purple;">Aren’t you guys angry with this yet??</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">Question for all the people who gave this book great scores. If Grey wasn’t so hot would you still have given it such great ratings? I doubt you would. So this means that the reason why you love the book is mainly Christian Grey being hot and an uber alpha? Shallow much? Or maybe you’re into all the monkey sex and torture. Psycho much?</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">But who am I to judge.</span><br />
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<span style="color: purple;">This book is just a desperate woman’s sick fantasy to be treated like a sex slave. I’m sorry but it doesn’t work for me. I DNF’d this because I find it disgusting and degrading.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><i>This is</i><span style="font-size: large; font-weight: bold;"> </span><i>important enough news that I cut and pasted the entire post rather than just sharing the link. Please go to the <a href="http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/#.T3HRtmEgdV5">original site</a> to share this! And spread the word! JR</i></span></div>
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<b><a href="http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/#.T3HRtmEgdV5">The Best Birth Control in the World is for Men</a></b></div>
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Originally Posted at <i>Techcitement</i> by <a href="http://techcitement.com/author/clinkenbeard/" rel="author" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" title="Posts by Jon Clinkenbeard">Jon Clinkenbeard</a>. March 26, 2012, 11:25 AM CDT</div>
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If I were going to describe the perfect contraceptive, it would go something like this: no babies, no latex, no daily pill to remember, no hormones to interfere with mood or sex drive, no negative health effects whatsoever, and 100 percent effectiveness. The funny thing is, something like that currently exists.</div>
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The procedure called <a href="http://www.newmalecontraception.org/risug.htm" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="RISUG">RISUG</a> in India (reversible inhibition of sperm under guidance) takes about 15 minutes with a doctor, is effective after about three days, and lasts for 10 or more years. A doctor applies some local anesthetic, makes a small pinhole in the base of the scrotum, reaches in with a pair of very thin forceps, and pulls out the small white vas deferens tube. Then, the doctor injects the polymer gel (called <a href="http://www.parsemusfoundation.org/Parsemus/New_male_contraceptives.html" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="Vasalgel">Vasalgel</a> here in the US), pushes the vas deferens back inside, repeats the process for the other vas deferens, puts a Band-Aid over the small hole, and the man is on his way. If this all sounds incredibly simple and inexpensive, that’s because it is. The chemicals themselves cost less than the syringe used to administer them. But the science of what happens next is the really fascinating part.</div>
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The two common chemicals — styrene maleic anhydride and dimethyl sulfoxide — form a polymer that thickens over the next 72 hours, much like a pliable epoxy, but the purpose of these chemicals isn’t to harden and block the vas deferens. Instead, the polymer lines the wall of the vas deferens and allows sperm to flow freely down the middle (this prevents any pressure buildup), and because of the polymer’s pattern of negative/positive polarization, the sperm are <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18161821" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="torn apart">torn apart</a> through <a href="http://etd.lib.fsu.edu/theses/available/etd-03252004-143258/unrestricted/02-hhr-Chapter1.pdf" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="the polyelecrolytic effect">the polyelectrolytic effect</a>. On a molecular level, it’s what supervillains envision will happen when they stick the good guy between two huge magnets and flip the switch.</div>
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Easier than aiming magnets at your junk.</div>
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With one little injection, this non-toxic jelly will sit there for 10+ years without you having to do anything else to not have babies. Set it and forget it. Oh, and when you do decide you want those babies, it only takes one other injection of water and baking soda to flush out the gel, and within two to three months, you’ve got all your healthy sperm again.</div>
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The trouble is, most people don’t even know this exists. And if men only need one super-cheap shot every 10 years 0r more, that’s not something that gets big pharmaceutical companies all fired up, because they’ll make zero money on it (even if it might have the side benefit of, you know, <a href="http://www.medical-hypotheses.com/article/S0306-9877(05)00096-4/abstract" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="destroying HIV">destroying HIV</a>).</div>
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If this sounds awesome for you or your loved one, get the word out. Share this article. Or <a href="http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/04/ff_vasectomy/all/1" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="this link">this link</a>. Or <a href="http://digitaljournal.com/article/307482" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="this one">this one</a>. Or <a href="http://www.parsemusfoundation.org/Parsemus/New_male_contraceptives.html" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="this one">this one</a>. Sign <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/NCMBFZR" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="this petition">this petition</a>. Do something! A revolutionary contraceptive like this needs all the support it can get.</div>
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<strong style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">UPDATE</strong>: A lot of people are asking to be kept in the loop. So here’s the clinical trial/mailing list <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/TSKSKGM" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="sign-up">sign-up</a>from the <a href="http://www.parsemusfoundation.org/Parsemus/Contact.html" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="Parsemus Foundation">Parsemus Foundation</a> to get further information about this procedure’s development. And again, please fill out the short non-spam <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/NCMBFZR" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-image: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; color: #00adee; font-weight: bold; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline;" target="_blank" title="petition">petition</a> to get the procedure funded and keep buzz going.</div>Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10775695092798682342noreply@blogger.com0